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Racer Y
S3 licensed
Oh... My bad. This is about the video game.... Thought it was something interesting like adultery or something.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
I work here.
http://www.graphtecinc.com/
I'm what they call a design engineer/technical illustrator.
Which is a very fancy way of saying I make signs.
LOL at least I can say more folks have seen my works than they have Picasso.
A lot of what I learned from making skins in LFS got me pretty far in this business.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Yeah. My mouse used to be sensitive. It was hyper sensitive. I called it a rat once and it went to some weird site and got me a virus for what it thought was being offensive by calling it a rat. I fixed that though.
Click Bait worked wonders on it. Yeah. I can't stand hyper sensitive whiners It's not such an uptight prick anymore and I now know 64 things about Celine Dion that I never knew before.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Live with? A GMC Suburban
Drive? Hmmm... I dunno. A Ferrari?
Crush? ANYTHING made by Nissan.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
I now have 100,800 miles on the odometer. Yeah I thought I was the sh!t with that. How many people flip their odometers on motorcycles?
I thought I had some bragging rights there.
But There's some guy in Florida that has over 500k on a yamaha
And I know this guy that has a little 750 with 200k miles.
But that being said, my two wheeled porsche (1500cc flat six for a motor) has been the best vehicle I've ever owned.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
well noob... Some of the gringo blood in me is Irish - OK?
And yeah, I'm sorry. Like most folks, When I hear of people charged with Blasphemy, I tend to think of certain areas and the insane crap they're into. Not Ireland.
And you can try to spin things however you want, it doesn't change a thing. Actually it almost looks like your're trying to blame the US of A for your stupid law. Not like you'd be the first to do that to avoid responsibility for your own messes. Just what does Bill Cosby have to do with this anyways?

Casual racism... Last I heard y'all were an ethnicity, not a race. And just like the British and the Scots and the Germans and the Italians.
You pretty much infest the DNA of most White/Hispanic people over here.
So get over yourself cousin and do something about that law.
LOL Stop being a mulligan.

Oh... here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
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Racer Y
S3 licensed
Quote from notsosideways :Charge was dropped because the cops couldn't find anyone "suitably outraged". Don't worry, we think it's ridiculous, too.

Yeah? That's good. It just really annoys me these overly religious types worming their way into authority positions.
They're slowly dying off here, but still holding on. We have kids dying fighting against a bunch of backwards types only for them to return home and have to deal with "protecting religious freedoms". Protecting religious freedoms came about as a reaction to gay marriage. It allows religious nuts to discriminate against them and be safe from lawsuits by hiding behind their religion. Here in Texas? I could go on all day about these self righteous clowns.... Clowns that think Blasphemy laws are a good idea. Unfortunately, some of these same clowns are the ones that determine school text books.
Yeah according to them, the reason Dinosaurs are extinct is because they couldn't fit on the Ark. I'm not making that up. They also think Obama is gay, the former first lady is transgendered and their kids are adopted....

" the cops couldn't find anyone "suitably outraged"." LOL I bet they could if that idiot spouted off in front of a soccer stadium during a match. But then again I bet the problem would've fixed itself and this would be a whole other story.

Yeah.... if a person wants to believe in God, fine. If a person wants to not believe in God, fine. I just wish they'd quit bothering the rest of us about it.
Yay Ireland!
Racer Y
S3 licensed
You know... Ireland? It's 2017 now. And you're part of Western Society. After reading what I read though, I kinda wonder if these folks even have computers much less internet access over there.
Seems one of those idiotic self righteous intellectual atheist types shot off their mouth about God being stupid or something to that effect. You know, just another typical atheist religious nut fanatically going off about their faith in Not God.
Yippee. Those morons do that crap all the time. Nobody cares. But not so in Ireland. They are wanting to charge this guy with...... Blasphemy. Yeah Blasphemy. So do they still burn witches and stone adulterers in Dublin too? Do you think women in burkas and female genital mutilation is a good idea? What the hell is wrong with you people? Yeah. When I read the title of the article, I assumed some moron shot his mouth off in Iraqistan, not Ireland. Blasphemy..... Wow. No wonder so many of y'all came over here. I got a friend that's a truck driver. He's from West Ireland (Boston). LOL You know I going to give him hell about this if he plays that damned Drop Kick Murphy CD again.
Blasphemy.... And I thought WE had a problem with religious fundamental cases over here.
If you Leprechaun Talibans just have to punish the idiot, then have him invaded with Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormon missionaries. Or are they considered Heretics over there? LOL Blasphemy.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Why do I still play LFS? Let's see. I don't have a life...No. wait... I still play LFS because I never could get the car to run over the power ups correctly seeing as they are never along the racing line. And I never could get the hang of the using little physics glitches to my advantage or other cars as guard rails like what's done with most of the other racing games out there. And I was never good at buying things. It's so much easier to use the little sliders to adjust the characteristics of the car than it is to decide on buying the NOS or getting the hyper injectors.
So Since I can't play games like those, I'm stuck with some remedial variant of going around in a circle.
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Racer Y
S3 licensed
Victory Motorcycles....
Polaris, who owned the brand decided to shut things down late last year. I rarely saw any of those bikes on the road.... until AFTER they shut down. Now I see them everywhere. My guess is dealers are unloading them for whatever they can get. I don't know if Victory sold bikes in Europe. But if so, you can probably get one pretty cheap. They were trying to compete with Harley and limited themselves to just cruiser models. With the fall in fuel prices and LOL the end of Sons of Anarchy, the fad for cruisers and motorcycles in general ended over here. I think that unless you're Ducati or Harley, if you want to start a motorcycle company, you should try to have more of a variety.
Polaris's other bike brand, Indian is still doing pretty good, but after what happened with Victory, how do I know they'll be around after I were to buy one? Because just like Victory, It's a niche market solely aiming for Harley customers. And that's sad. Cause If my bike konks out before I do, I was really liking those bikes as a replacement....

http://www.indianmotorcycle.com/en-us/springfield-thunder-black
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Quote from rowdog :What the hell is "M-13"? If you don't even know enough about Mara Salvatrucha to understand that it's MS-13 then there's no reason to believe anything you have to say.

FWIW, I grew up in LA and I understand exactly who MS-13 is and where they came from. I would be careful of dissing them on the Internet as they have no sense of humor. And no, I have nothing to do with them, I'm just a white boy from the valley who knows who they are.

"I would be careful of dissing them on the Internet as they have no sense of humor."
I'm a white boy (guido) from Houston.....do the math. MS-13 is here. they're on the southwest side where a bunch of folks from Central America reside. I live in vato land on the south east side. And if they show up on my side of town, they usually get holes put in them by one of the more established organizations.
So yeah. I don't give a F*** about em.

But I am liking the concept of fantasy warfare leagues.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
I'm still stuck on this fantasy war thing. Did you follow the ink?
It's boring sign up, but then look at this one

http://www.bizjournals.com/boston/news/2014/10/16/40-under-40-jason-robins-of-draft-kings.html

Now if THIS clown can pull it off playing off the public records (stats)of a couple a dumb jocks, think of what we could be making
off a martyr wannabe getting zapped by a drone or a couple a guys in banda boots getting thrown out of a plane?

Now this isn't withou it's pitfalls -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Donaghy

But if we just provide the service and rake in the take off a percentage of the bets, we should do OK
Racer Y
S3 licensed
You know how I keep telling you that you shouldn't throw rocks seeing you have a big glass house and all?
Yeah, I know of three people that moved down there. One from Texas. The others a very rich couple from California. The guy from Texas basically got deported. He didn't do anything wrong. His job petered out so the country instantly expelled him. What? Y;'all don't have home depots Down there he could've hung out at?
The other folks are parents of someone I know. They are loaded and went down there to start up a company. Some greenie based something or another. In Other words they came down there with jobs for y'all.
Your goofy assed government are making them jump through all sorts of beuracratic crap. All these dumb technicalities in order to just be a resident. They're down there getting ready to hire about fifty of you kiwis. Recently, their daughter had a serious medical event back here. If they were to leave New Zealand to go to her, that nanny state of yours would make them start the process all over again - after some given amount of time. I dunno. There's plenty of trees for them to hug here. I'm pretty sure they could find fifty people here that could use a job, but for some dumb reason, they go down there. And your government acts like a dick about it. I can only imagine the over regulated BS your country has because when it was actually described to me, it was so damn much of it, I kinda couldn't keep up with it all so I'd HAVE to imagine it. Hell even Trump's immigration nonsense pales in comparison.
The guy from Texas is related to a co worker. He said the country was really pretty, the people were really nice. Everything was expensive.
The beer wasn't very good and cost a lot. And the weed was almost non existent and when found crappy and way over priced. Is that why not pot is legal over there? Cause your weed sucks?
Make America Great!... Yeah. With policies like that, y'all most certainly will.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Dude! Dude! DUUUUDE!!!!!
I got this great idea! By now you've gotten the hint that we're pretty much going to hell in a handbasket and there's not a whole lote that can be done about it. But since the world is spiraling towards its next dark age, may as well make a buck off it.
Fantasy warfare. Here in the US of A, we have these games called fantasy sports. I imagine y'all got something like that over there with football and cricket teams. I think it's popular with 30 something males too broke paying child support to do much else. Yeah - anyhow. How about something geared a little more towards the anti-social type who could give a rat's @ss about a bunch of over paid two digit IQ types chasing a ball around? I think with the continued spiral of morality, there might be a big market for it.
We do the same thing with warfare. We start fantasy wars with all the various factions in fantasy war leagues. Who wins is based on kills and money made within a set time frame. People make up their fantasy extremists based on current members and victory is declared if one persons group of idiots gets more kills or makes more money in real life during the time frame given.
That way you could go all out. Hezbola versus the Aryan Brotherhood.
The Gulf cartel versus those whack jobs in the jungles out in the Philippines. And of course ISIS versus M-13.
I pick M-13 by a minimum of 15 casualties and I dunno....50K US. in the next week. You have to account for losses within the groups too. IS takes out a lot of people and rakes in money, but M-13 rakes in more money and has fewer losses . I think they also have a larger territory.
See? Isn't that more appealing that basing wins and losses on how many
goals some clown makes? Actually fantasy sports teams are made from real life players that actually are on different teams and the players' performance is factored in on whose fantasy team wins.
We could do that, having different gangsters and terrorists on the same fantasy teams - factions. But we'd probably have to have a decent access to interpol, the CIA and whoever to get our stats.

https://www.draftkings.com/

Think about it.
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Racer Y
S3 licensed
So... Who would win in a fight? M-13 or ISIS?
Racer Y
S3 licensed
I got my grand daughter hooked on this old song - hell it's older than I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Quote from Gener_AL (UK) :A little update on my baby

Decided it was time to change the clutch plates but i got stuck removing the castle nut, holding the clutch basket. So I just replaced the oil, coolant, replaced the clutch springs with some heavy duty EBC springs. But the plates ill have to leave till i get someone a bit bigger then myself to assist. Unless someone here has any tips?

Do you have a breaker bar? That would come in handy, unless the nut is torqued down super bad - then maybe a cheater pipe? Man I don't envy you with that project. Yeah, clutches are a pain. I'm lucky. The people that work on my bike make custom cafe racers and I do graphics and fabricate parts for them from time to time and get a decent discount. They are currently converting a late '70's Goldwing into one. Yeah. A Goldwing.
My bike just hit 99k miles. When she hits 100, I'm inviting all her little friends over for a party.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Exit Polls? Here's the trouble with polling. Spin the questions a certain way and specifically target a certain demographic, and the person that is conducting the poll gets the answer they want. Or gets the answer they want YOU to see.
They do that crap here with so many issues, no one really takes them seriously anymore. Especially the gun grabber crowd. The gun grabbers and the pro-drug war morons are masters of that B.S.

But Brexit or Bremain? I'm not a UKer and I don't really know all the pros and cons of staying or going.
LOL The UK should join up with Iran and North Korea and form the Legion of Doom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkzG3xyZYLA
Thoughts on S3
Racer Y
S3 licensed
You know. I pretty much gave up on S3 getting done in my lifetime. Can you will your license to your survivors? Yeah. It's going to be awhile on getting that. But I think the game should reflect more on contemporary times when it does finally come out. Something more in line with the times. So I'm thinking the game needs self driving race cars. You could also have these double as UBER cars in the cruise servers. Could also gear the game towards millennials by making it to where no matter what place you finish, you still win. Maybe rename the Pits to Safety Zone? There should also be emogis in the instructions. They seem to like those things.
Maybe marketing strategies need to be researched some too. Compared to the other video games out there, LFS has dismal sales numbers in North America. That can be fixed by doing two things. One. Add more violence. Show some mangled flesh in crashes.... Yeah. It'll sell like hotcakes. Two. Celebrity voice overs. We love that crap here. There's bound to be some washed up movie star desperate to get a paycheck that'll work cheap. Maybe the red headed kid from the Harry Potter movies? I dunno. Just some thoughts.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
I think we're getting this backwards. I think the Jag is based on the FZ. I think Scawen and company should sue them.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Needs to rename the sirroco to the chick car that won't die.
Racer Y
S3 licensed
AMA.... Ask Me Anything..... LOLOLOL
We can't have that. Ask ANYTHING, huh?
OK..... Scawen! How many cavities you got?
Who said there is no such thing as a stupid question? There'd be lots of them.
Or better yet...
Hey Scawen! Scawen! Hey dude, say you're staying at some people's house for a couple a days. It doesn't matter who - wife's weird relatives - some people you made friends with on the internet... It doesn't matter. Say you're there and you have to bathe. They say yeah, sure. So you jump in the shower,and when you grab the bar of soap to wash up, you notice a hair on the very middle of the top of the soap bat. Not just any hair, but a dark curly one! My question is: Wouldn't that just suck?

That's why we can't have an AMA
Racer Y
S3 licensed
Quote from Racer X NZ :Shia LaBeouf gets arrested for assaulting someone on his 'Live?' stream 'protest?' about Trump becoming President.

For 5 days this tosser and his Special Snowflake Idiot mates have been chanting 'He will not divide us' ad nauseum because........, unfortunately however, disagreeing with Captain Snowflake results in him physically attacking you, (cus, famous Hollywood actor and Hillary supporter means your an untouchable Special Snowflake,) this was also filmed on his live stream protest, which seems a bit divisive to me, maybe the irony is lost on these tossers.....

Seriously, watch this, it's hilarious, just watch the 'Snowflake Generation' in 'action' Rofl
https://youtu.be/2tYVrFDxcDY


Millennials.....
You know, there are two types. The ones whining on TV and ones that live in the real world. Most kids I see these days.... Yeah they are a little wimpier than from my day, but not nearly as pathetic as the ones you see on TV. I'm waiting for the day when the realistic group finally gets tired of the stereotypical losers and bash their heads in for making them look bad.
Then again, what do you expect from a generation that actually thinks cyber bullying is bullying and trained to NOT confront bullies but to run and whine about it. Isn't that what attracts bullies in the first place? Weakness? And encouraging kids to whine for counseling instead tackling the problem head on is where this all leads too. Snowflakes with safe spaces OR nut cases that finally snap and take out a public school. I was lucky I guess. I taught my kids the same thing I was - to not take shit from people.
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